A deaf couple are getting married
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A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride:
"When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - breast - once."
"When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - right - breast - twice."
"When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - once."
"When - you - do - NOT - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - fifty - five - times."