SAMPOWHY!

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This guy is out golfing with his buddy one day and he says, "Man I haven't gotten laid in what seems like forever. I don't know what it is I'm just not getting any." So his buddy says, "Hey man I'll lend you my asian cleaning lady. She'll come in give you a beer, clean your house, fuck the hell out of you, and best of all she can't speak a word of english." So the guys like really man you mean it? And his buddy says,

"Yeah sure I'll send her over tomorrow."

So the next day this guy is at home and this cleaning lady shows up.

She hands him a beer, goes about cleaning his house, and when she's done stands over him and undresses. So they start going at it and she starts screaming "SAMPOWHY, SAMPOWHY!!!" And of course he starts thinking he's like super stud to get the lady to scream like that.

The next day he's feeling all good about himself and he's out golfing with his buddy again. On his first shot he hits a hole in one and just to rub it in he yells, "SAMPOWHY!" And his buddy looks at him and says "What do you mean wrong hole?"

Short Sword Contest

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Charlie was walking through a small side street in Tokyo Japan and he noticed a sign which read "short sword tournament final".

He did'nt know what a short sword was so he walked in to take a look. It was just at the end of the medal ceremony when he walked in.

He then proceeded to ask the bronze medal winner what is a short sword and how is the tournament done. The bronze medal winner then showed him the sword. It was indeed a fine sword about a foot long but sharp as a razor. Charlie the proceeded to ask how thw man got the bronze medal. The man said "See fly buzzing ?" "Yes" replied Charlie. Then the bronze medallist went "Hiii...Yeeaaah!" Lo and behold the fly was cut in half right down the centre.

"Wow" thought Charlie"Wonder what the silver medallist can do." So he went to ask what the silver medallist can do. The silver medallist said "See fly buzzin?" "Yes" said Charlie then the siver medallist went "Hiiii...Yeeeah" twice. Lo and behold the fly was cut into four exact quarters.

"Fantastic!" thought Charlie then proceeded to find out what the gold medallist can do. The gold medallist said again "See fly buzzing?" "yep" said charlie then the gold medallist just gave a flick with his wrist and the fly went buzzzzz and flew away.

"Ha! missed eh?" said Charlie. The gold medallist said "Ah no! Not miss fly can no longer have children!"

I really fancy a 69

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Asian Jokes, Chinese Jokes, Sex Jokes

A man goes to a bar and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".

When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable. Just as he finishes getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.

"I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"

Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck. so he says: "I really fancy a 69?.....

"Fuck Off" replies the girl..... "I'm not cooking at this time of night!"


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