Hairy Butt

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Farm Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
A lawyer is driving in the middle of nowhere and his car breaks
down. After waiting a while, a farmer comes along and asks what
the problem is. Discovering what the problem is, the farmer
offers his home to the lawyer to stay for the night.

Later that night, the lawyer is asleep, and the farmer's wife
comes in his room and wants to have sex with him. The lawyer
says, "No, you're husband will wake up and catch us." The wife
replies, "My husband is a heavy sleeper he won't wake up, I
promise." To prove it, she takes the lawyer into her room where
her husband is butt-naked and tells him to pull one of the hairs
on his ass. The lawyer does it and the farmer doesn't wake up.

Then they go back to the room and have sex. About 2 hours later,
the wife comes back and wants more. The lawyer says once again
"You're husband will wake up and catch us." The wife says, "I
already told you, he's a heavy sleeper. So she takes him in her
room again and he pulls another hair on the farmer's ass and
still the farmer does not wake up. So they go have sex again.

It's almost sunrise and the wife comes back again and wants to do
it one more time before her husband wakes up. The lawyer says,
"It's almost sunrise, he's about to wake up." The wife says "Let
me show you one more time that my husband is a heavy sleeper." So
they go back to her room and he pulls a hair on the farmer's ass.

Just then, the farmer turns around, looks at him and says:

"You can fuck my wife as many times as you want, but don't use my
ass as a scoreboard."

Rubbers

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Blonde Jokes, Farm Jokes, Sex Jokes

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car
when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be
near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When
the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke
down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow
when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin'
with my sons Jed and Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the
farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little
horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her. So she
quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to
teach you the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have
to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them
go it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking
back and forth.

Jed says, "Luke?"

Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"

Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty
years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these things off."

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Dressed-Up Rooster

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Animal Jokes, Farm Jokes
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster
wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

He says, "What on earth is that all about?"

The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all
his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him
warm."

"Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"

The farmer replied, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to
hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other."

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