You know what I want

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Irish Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Short Jokes

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says 'You know what I want don't you?'

'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'

Irish couples

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Irish Jokes, Short Jokes

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are getting on'

Paddy you're mad

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Irish Jokes

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, Im gonna pretend I'm mad!'

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!' Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home'

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.

'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.


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