Short Sword Contest

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Asian Jokes, Japanese Jokes
Charlie was walking through a small side street in Tokyo Japan and he noticed a sign which read "short sword tournament final".

He did'nt know what a short sword was so he walked in to take a look. It was just at the end of the medal ceremony when he walked in.

He then proceeded to ask the bronze medal winner what is a short sword and how is the tournament done. The bronze medal winner then showed him the sword. It was indeed a fine sword about a foot long but sharp as a razor. Charlie the proceeded to ask how thw man got the bronze medal. The man said "See fly buzzing ?" "Yes" replied Charlie. Then the bronze medallist went "Hiii...Yeeaaah!" Lo and behold the fly was cut in half right down the centre.

"Wow" thought Charlie"Wonder what the silver medallist can do." So he went to ask what the silver medallist can do. The silver medallist said "See fly buzzin?" "Yes" said Charlie then the siver medallist went "Hiiii...Yeeeah" twice. Lo and behold the fly was cut into four exact quarters.

"Fantastic!" thought Charlie then proceeded to find out what the gold medallist can do. The gold medallist said again "See fly buzzing?" "yep" said charlie then the gold medallist just gave a flick with his wrist and the fly went buzzzzz and flew away.

"Ha! missed eh?" said Charlie. The gold medallist said "Ah no! Not miss fly can no longer have children!"

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