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Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Animal Jokes, Aussie Jokes, Gross Jokes, Kiwi Jokes
An Aussie tourist arrived in New Zealand, hired a car and set off for the wilderness. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "God!" the bloke cried,"what the heck is going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke banging a sheep, and now some bloke's spanking himself in the bar!"
"Fair go, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with one leg to catch a sheep."
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "God!" the bloke cried,"what the heck is going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke banging a sheep, and now some bloke's spanking himself in the bar!"
"Fair go, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with one leg to catch a sheep."
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