
There was a young girl in Berlin
Who was fucked by an elderly Finn
Though he diddled his best,
And fucked her with zest
She kept asking, "hey Pop, is it in?"
There was a lady from Kent
To a football game she went
She stood near the goal
And opened her hole
And in the football went!
There once was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, What the hell,
You get used to the smell,
And think of the money I save!
There once was a young man named Eugene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.
There once was a young man named Sweeney
Who's girl was a terrible meany.
Her snatch had a hatch
With a catch that would latch,
And she could only be screwed by Houdini!
