Playing Doctor

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Little Johnny and a girl were playing doctor.
Little Johnny boldly pulled off his shirt, pointed to his nipples and said, "I've got two of these, how about you?" the little girl opened her blouse and looked and said, "Yupp!".

So Little Johnny pointed to his belly button and said, "one of these?" The little girl looked down and said, "uh-huh!".

So Little Johnny dropped his drawers and pointed to his penis and said, "What about this?"

The little girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might she couldn't find that particular organ. Little Johnny taunted her till she ran home to her mommy!

She returned 15 minutes later with a big grin on her face and said, "My mommy told me that when I am 15 years old, I'll have as many of those as I want!"

I like the way you are thinking

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "

None," replied Johnny, "because the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, and one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny. "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

Fire Engine

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A man was driving down the street when he saw Little Johnny with a fireman's hat on sitting in a little red wagon being pulled by a black lab. He thought that this has to be the cutest thing I've ever seen. I've got to stop and talk to this little boy.

He got out, looked and said "Son, that sure is a nice fire engine you've got there but, don't you think he would pull a little better if you had that rope tied around his neck instead of his balls?"

Little Johnny looked at him and said, "Well, I guess he'd pull better but, then I wouldn't have a siren!"

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