The Tattoo

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Men Jokes, Relationship Jokes
A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tattooed to his penis. So he goes to a Tattoo Shop and makes the request. The Tattoo designer tells him that it would cost him $1000.00 to do the special bizarre request.

The guy thinks for a while and decides that its a fair price. The designer starts the tattooing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?"

The man replies, "That's personal."

With that, the designer continues to do the tattoo. The designer intrigued by such a bizarre request he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $1000.00 if you tell me why you are doing this."

The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable."

The man continues, "There are three reasons, first I like to play with money, second I like to watch money grow, and third and the most important, if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do it right at home."

Or What ?

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Medical Jokes, Relationship Jokes
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn't want
to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man
to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes
into the doctors office and the doctor asks her whats wrong and
why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore. The
wife tells him, "For the last 7 months every morning I take a cab
to work. I dont have any money.

The cab driver asks me, "So are you going to pay today or what"?

"So I take a 'or what'". When I get to work I'm late so the boss
asks me, "So are we going to write this down in the book or
what"?

"So I take a 'or what'". Back home agian I take the cab and again
I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, "So are
you going to pay this time or what"?

"So again I take a 'or what'". So you see doc when I get home I'm
all tired out, and I don't want it any more."

The doctor says, "So are we going to tell your husband or what"?

You know what I want

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Irish Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Short Jokes

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says 'You know what I want don't you?'

'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'


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