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Do you have reservations?
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Relationship Jokes, Short JokesA biker and his new bride show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite.
"Do you have reservations?" inquires the receptionist.
"Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the ass."
Prostitution is ...
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Now you won't see me for a while
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Relationship Jokes, Sex Jokes, Short JokesA young couple is on their honeymoon.
After start having great sex, he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."
"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where the heck do YOU think you're going?"
"Nowhere, sweetheart," he says. "Turn over."
A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
Did you come on the bus?
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Short JokesTwo old ladies having coffee: one says to the other, "Did you come on the bus?"
"Yes", she replies, "but I made it look like an asthma attack".
How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?"
"It was a disaster! We were nude in bed in heavy foreplay and he had a premature ejaculation."
"What did he say when it occurred?"
"He just said I was the loveliest girl he had ever come across."
Oi, what's your disability mate?
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Police Jokes, Short JokesI said, Tourettes you cunt, now fuck off!
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Blonde Jokes, Short JokesWhat is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball
Unless, of course, a guy with a big brain encounters a woman with big breasts, then he becomes a drooling idiot.
You know what I want
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Irish Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Short JokesPaddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says 'You know what I want don't you?'
'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are getting on'
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks 'How many people are flying with you?'
Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your fucking plane!!'
How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Relationship Jokes, Short JokesQ: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Relationship Jokes, Short JokesPhone her.
Ice Cube
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Drinking Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Short JokesOne gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey, Pete, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?"
"Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years."
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