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Little Johnny gambling
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Blonde Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Student JokesThe teacher had caught little Johnny gambling several times. She requested a conference with Johnny's dad who admitted that he also had tried to break Johnny of his gambling habit. After many failed efforts, Johnny one day (after school) called the teacher a hypocrite.
"Why do you say that, Johnny," she asked. "Because you are." Again she asked, "why." He said, "Because you're not a true blonde."
She demanded to know how much money Johnny had. It came to about $50. She bet him $50 dollars she was a true blonde. She went behind her desk and removed her panties.
Then she stood with her back to the door and pulled her dress up showing her radiantly blonde pubic hair. Afterwards she called the father and told him what she had done "in Johnny's best interest."
The father moaned and groaned and cried, "Oh, no," numerous times.
The teacher said, "Look, I did this for Johnny. Do you think it was easy for me to pull up my dress and show Johnny my pussy? I'd think you'd be understanding instead of critical!"
The father replied, "Oh, I'm not so upset that you showed Johnny your pussy, it's just that..."
"Just that what?" the embarrassed teacher asked.
The father replied, "It's just that I decided to break Johnny of betting myself, and this morning I bet him that he was wrong when he boasted that before the day was over, he'd have you lifting your skirt and showing him your pussy."
play a tasting game. She said that they would stand in line and she would
blindfold the first student and give them something to eat and they had to
guess what it was.
She gave the first student a slice of apple and said "What do you taste?"
"An apple" the student said.
"Very good" says the teacher.
She gave the second student a slice of pear and said "What do you taste?"
"I'm not sure" said the student. So the teacher gave him another slice.
"Now do you know?" asked the teacher.
"I think it's a pear" the student said.
"Very good" says the teacher.
The third student came up, was blindfolded and given a Hershey's Kiss.
"What do you taste?" asked the teacher.
(Now this student saw that by "not knowing" you get more of the same), so she
said "I'm not sure."
Sure enough, she got another piece.
"I'm still not sure" she said after eating the second piece.
The teacher gave her a third Hershey's Kiss and said "Here's a little clue.
It's something your mommy gives your daddy before bed."
From the back of the line Little Johnny shouts "SPIT IT OUT! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!"
Cell Biology
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Blonde Jokes, College Jokes, Student JokesA biology student was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope. They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and record the different types of cells that were found.
One blonde girl in the class was having some trouble identifying some cells. She called the professor over to ask him.
After a moment or two of peering in her scope, he looked up and said in a loud voice,
"Those are sperm cells."
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The Storks
Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Animal Jokes, College Jokes, Student Jokesbaby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't
worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies
and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are
sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son,
your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to
new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate - their son is absent
from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents
ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the crap out of college students!"
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