Deaf Genie

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Magic Jokes
A guy walks into a pub, orders a beer, and sets a paper bag on the bar. Several beers later, the curious bartender asks what was in the bag. Without a word, the customer reached in and pulled out a miniature piano, then a small man, about a foot tall, who sat down at the piano and began to bang out rhythm and blues. "Wow, where'd you get that?" the barkeep asked. "I found a bottle," the customer explained. "When I rubbed it, a genie popped out and granted me one wish. It's right here." he said, reaching into his coat, "if you want to give it a try."

The bartender gave the bottle a rub and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I want a million bucks," he said. Suddenly, the bar was filled with ducks, a million of them. "Hey, I said bucks, not ducks! Is this genie deaf or something?"

"Hey, friend, you don't think I actually asked for a 12-inch pianist, do you?"

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