I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores

Posted By: Adult Jokster - More Jokes like this: Arab Jokes, Irish Jokes

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'

Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!'


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